I ran across something this week that made me smile. A lot. The 2009 World Beard and Moustache Championships. I had no idea what an extreme sport facial hair was! There are categories and everything. They should make a travel bingo game out of this. Or maybe a reality show.
The categories. Where do you fit?
Eric Brown, Sideburns Category (yes, really.)
Willi Chevalier, Freestylin' Category
Xavier Lozano Carreras, Musketeer Category (ya think?)
Elmar Weisser, Full Beard Freestyle Category
Aaron Suring, Alaskan Whaler Category
I wonder what their secrets are. Do they have strict diets and a vitamin regimen? Do they use special shampoos? Have they hired a stylist or is that a job for the wifey? Are you allowed to dye your facial hair? Does anyone cheat and use extensions? Perm? Ohhh the questions I would ask!